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Saturday, November 30, 2013

cinema school from a (free) blog: bond incest

it's not starring anyone from game of thrones. though the lotr actor would be a nice bad guy.

at one point bond says "i insist." the villian possibly tilda swinton, is bent on world domination and is a communist.

the bond lady is oscar bait named... younger sister of the villian who is a victim of incest by the villian and of course she leaves bond at the end after tilda is dead or captured, she leaves bond for a woman.

bond gets punched in the face 0-10 times. maggie gell plays the bond girl.
action scenes at libraries and sports venues.

another writting assignment is to rewrite eyes wide shut.

another list to watch for extra credit

rashomon
the gold rush
the seventh seal
tokyo story
bicycle thieves
aguirre, the wrath of god
citizen kane
doctor zhivago
northern exposure
ran
singing' in the rain
snow white and the seven dwarfs
star wars
the blood of a poet
the larry sanders show
vertigo
4 months, 3 weeks, 2 days
being john malkovich
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
the artist
the king's speech
the mortorcycle diaries
the pianist
the piano teacher
a mighty heart
beasts of the southern wild
before sunrise
blue jasmine
boy's don't cry
bullets over broadway
dancer in the dark
gummo
hero
kill bill: vol. 1
magnolia
martha marcy may marlene
my life without me
raise the red lantern
saraband
short cuts
slumdog millionaire
somewhere
the player
the social network
the tree of life
up in the air
water drops on burning rocks
what time is it there?
casino royale
dr. no
for your eyes only
from russia with love
goldeneye
goldfinger
licence to kill
the world is not enough
thunderball
weekend
clockers
desperado
heathers
the doors
a clockwork orange
american graffiti
big love
blow-up
bull durham
bullitt
cool runnings
die hard
dr. strangelove
easy rider
Friday
mean girls
now you see me
the da vinci code
my so-called life
house of cards
into the wild
six degrees of seperation
the runaways
wendy and lucy
hoop dreams
american movie
burden of dreams
enron: smartest guys in the room
grizzly man
super size me
42 up
5 broken cameras
everything or nothing
exit through the gift shop
page one
the grace lee projects
the man nobody knew
crumb
don't look back
fahrenheit 9/11
hearts of darkness
joe strummer: the future is unwritten
march of penguins
roger and me
sound city
stories we tell
the cove
the filth and the fury
the fog of war
the gleaners and i
the power of myth
the sorrow and the pity
the us vs john lennon
this is it
killing zoe
bodies, rest and motion
kicking and screaming 
a woman under the influence
jules and jim
juliet of the spirits
l'eclisse
persona
red desert
smiles of a summer night
summer with monika
suzanne's career
the 400 blows
the bakery girl of monceau 
two english girls
weekend
wild strawberries
8 1/2
alphaville
fellini's roma
il grido
la dolce vita
six in paris
an inconvenient truth
baseball
do the right thing
the civil war
what the bleep do we know!?
cosmos
finding forrester
john adams
lincoln
natural born killers
schindler's list
the power of myth
intolerable cruelty
burn after reading
from dusk till dawn
leatherheads
michael clayton
o brother, where art thou?
out of sight
the american 
the descendants
the good german
the ides of march
the men who stare at goats
the perfect storm
three kings
up in the air
the lady vanishes
the 39 steps
dial m for murder
north by northwest
psycho
rear window
rope
spellbound
strangers on a train
the man who knew too much
vertigo
casablanca
double indemnity
high noon
judgment at nuremberg
the philadelphia story
topper
2001 a space odyssey
a clockwork orange
barry lyndon
dr. strangelove
eyes wide shut
full metal jacket
killer's kiss
lolita
paths of glory
spartacus
the killing
the shinning
the river wild
adaptation
defending your life
it's complicated
julie and julia
lions for lambs
mamma mia!
silkwood
the devil wears prada
the hours
the manchurian candidate
license to drive
buffy the vampire slayer
cabin boy
dream a little dream
sharknado
jackie brown
pulp fiction
reservoir dogs
death proof
from dusk till dawn
inglourious basterds
kill bill: vol 2
kill bill: vol. 1
true romance
skyfall
get shorty
the hurt locker
the grey
brick
drive
event horizon
happy gilmore
hugo
scream
bridesmaids
catch me if you can
finding nemo
flight
ghost world
gone in 60 seconds
inception
iron man
money ball
moonrise kingdom
out of sight
pan's labyrinth
pirates of the caribeean curse of the black pearl
reality bites
savages
so I married an axe murderer
spring breakers
300
the bourne supermacy
the contender
the lookout
the lord of the rings: the fellowship of the ring
the matrix
v for vendetta
room with a view
take this waltz
the future
(500) days of summer
a streetcar named desire
away we go
before sunrise
howard's end
last tango in paris
one day
reality bites
romeo + juliet
romeo and juliet
sideways
sleepless in seattle
the princess bride
when harry met sally
existenz
don't come knocking
go
my life without me
the claim
the sweet hereafter
the weight of water
up at the villa
bad boys
colors
dead man walking
fair game
fast time at ridgemont high
milk
mystic river
sweet and lowdown
the assination of richard nixon
the game
the interpreter
the weight of water
clockers
do the right thing
25 hour
bamboozled
get on the bus
he got game
inside man
jungle fever
malcolm x
mo' better blues
she's gotta have it
summer of sam
born on the fourth of july
far and away
top gun
vanilla sky
a few good men
collateral
eyes wide shut
jerry maguire
the master
valkyrie
bed and board
jules and jim
shoot the piano player
stolen kisses
the 400 blows
the last metro
the soft skin
two english girls
fahrenheit 451
the story of adele h
arrested devolpment
battlestar galactica
breaking bad
mad men
the killing
downton abbey
game of thrones
girls
homeland
the newsroom
treme
manhattan 
annie hall
bullets over broadway
crimes and misdemeanors
deconstructing harry
hannah and her sisters
match point
midnight in paris
sweet and lowdown
take the money and run

Thursday, November 28, 2013

connote vs evoke

Credit scores and fertility tests

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

new rule, let's not bankrupt our grandchildern

har har har

i'm too old for google. thus it will likely continue to be my fault into the forseeable future

good luck with your cable pilot! flight...

die hard at yale


Friday, November 22, 2013

i solve the jfk murder

oswald!!!!?????

so hoover was in charge of the fbi. he did not approve of the thoroughness of the warren report. i just confirmed with him. your welcome.

insperation is a nice word. o is for oswald. how weird.  it's plausible that he would do it but it seems some what unsatisfactory. it would be more satisfy if "we" knew more about o in the commie embasies in mexico city in the months prior.

maybe it was just an online dating thing in his weird mind. but any number of hacks could write it up where oswald, house mentaly ill, is a patsy; so is that conspiracy enough to nuke em all? at what point does oswald get droned nowadays? revenge for bay of the pigs is a nice phrase, but then so is lincoln 2.0 or whateves.

it seems like o could do it because he, of intermitten reason and owner of a nice pair of so-called boot straps, figures that he can make a splash at his trail or even a smaller one if you know all he does is kill the president, but of course what makes that unique to o? why couldn't any number of people have the made the same deal with him or her self? if i get caught minus the smoking gun, so what? in it for the hand gestures.